Luigi Vs. THE LAMP

Sit down, kids, this one's got a long backstory...
In the movie Amityville 4, the villain is, and I'm not kidding, an evil lamp. Seriously. The lamp causes terrible things to happen in the movie and is made out to be a serious threat even though it's got a ridiculous design and it's a lamp. In Phelous' review of the movie, he adds dialogue to the lamp's scenes, turning it into a psychotic manchild that does everything bad because it can. His dub takes already hilarious scenes and makes them even funnier.
One part I find hilarious is Phelous summing up one scene to show how ridiculous it is. The lamp sends tar and sewage through the house's plumbing in order to get a plumber there so the lamp can kill him and then send his van away so he's never consider missing. The lamp's justification for this action? "LAMPS HATE PLUMBERS, THAT'S WHY! SHUT UP!" The idea of lamps hating plumbers of all people is just so hilarious and the lamp giving no explanation for why makes me laugh each time.
I thought it might be funny to have Luigi encounter this evil lamp. For one, Luigi's a plumber, and two, Luigi's had some experience with exercising supernatural specters. Besides, in a world where a piano can be a monster, would an evil lamp be that far-fetched in a Mario game? Yeah, probably. Even Luigi, who scares easily, can't take the threat of a lamp seriously.

Luigi (c) Nintendo
EVIL LAMP (c) NBC, I guess.